Anonymous: tumblr has lost its mind.. they're actually giving stuff away though.. at tumblrmarketing(.)com

I’m not sure what you want from me here.

other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
Anonymous: tumblr must have some wealthy investors considering the way they're giving away free stuff at tumblrmarketing(.)com did you do it yet?

Why anon to this seriously

Anonymous: What's the best way to smitten you? I must know.

Just use the word smitten correctly.

me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake